Sauce: A Scientific Hypothosee. Hypothoses. Hypothesise.

Have you ever thought much about those teeth that stick to the ceiling in dentists’ offices? They have teeth. What kind of teeth do teeth have? Do the teeth of teeth have teeth? What would that look like? Would it look like this?

That’s terrifying.

Of course, those teeth also have arms, so they can’t be 100% scientifically accurate.

Or are they.

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