Noodles: It’s the first day of Spring!

You know how I know that?
(Yeah, okay, I looked at the calendar.)
But I would have known anyway.
Because.
(Don’t tell anyone....)
I have a super power.
When Spring arrives, my hair instantly curls.
(A lot.)
Not a day sooner, not a day later.
(Not a day!)
Every single year.
(Okay, fine.  It did THIS year.  That’s as far back as I can remember anyway.)

And there you go, kids...that’s why it’s called “Spring.”  Winkedy wink wink.