There’s a man at my workplace. I don’t know who he is. He appeared at the break table last week. I guess he works in a different department, but it has not been explained. He is usual in every way, except for one strange quirk. When you’re talking to him, he responds to everything you say with “Mmm hmm.”
When you’re not talking to him, he just says “Mmm hmm” to himself. I’m not sure if it’s a non-articulate way of talking to himself or if he’s hearing voices in his head, or if he just has a general appreciation of life, but when you sit next to him, this is what you hear:
“Mm hm.”
Pause.
“MMM HM”
Pausity pause.
“Hm? Hm hmm.”
Pause.
“Mm hmm!”
Pause.
“Mmm....hmmm?”
And so on.
I’d try to milk the subject for more humor, but I’m afraid I might hurt something. Mmm hmm.
When you’re not talking to him, he just says “Mmm hmm” to himself. I’m not sure if it’s a non-articulate way of talking to himself or if he’s hearing voices in his head, or if he just has a general appreciation of life, but when you sit next to him, this is what you hear:
“Mm hm.”
Pause.
“MMM HM”
Pausity pause.
“Hm? Hm hmm.”
Pause.
“Mm hmm!”
Pause.
“Mmm....hmmm?”
And so on.
I’d try to milk the subject for more humor, but I’m afraid I might hurt something. Mmm hmm.
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