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Sauce: Books!

Maybe people aren’t so bad after all.  Here I am, sitting in front of the library, watching people come and go, expecting and desiring no human interaction, perfectly content to remain a silent, invisible watcher.  Creepy?  Yes.  Stress-free?  Yes.  
Anyway, one older lady shuffled by, in an oversized t-shirt and crocs.  Ten minutes later, she shuffled out again, a plastic bag of books clutched tightly in her hand.  She walked past me, did a double take, and came back.  The following conversation ensued:

Lady:  “I would have said hi to you on the way in...”
Me:  “?”
Lady:  “...but I was too busy thinking about BOOKS!”
Me:  “Chuckle chuckle.”

I don’t know if you could call that a conversation, actually.  But you know what?  It doesn’t matter.  Even the crocs don’t matter.  That lady and I now share a common bond, which will remain unbreakable through the ages!  (At least, until one of us dies and/or the digital age renders books obsolete.)  (Which will happen over my dead body, so that was a bit redundant.)


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