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Sauce: Just some social commentary.

You know how people use the abbreviation “IDK” for “I don’t know”? 
And you know how people commonly misspell “know” like this: “now”?
What would happen if those people were one and the same?  Imagine the confusion this could and must cause!  
For example:

Boyfriend, texting:  “What do you think about our future?”
Girlfriend, texting:  “IDK”
Boyfriend, texting:  “You mean, you’re not sure about staying together, or you’re not sure about taking the next step?”
Girlfriend, texting:  “IDK”
Boyfriend, texting:  “Do you want to get married?”
Girlfriend, texting:  “I don’t now.”



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  1. (If you zoom in really really really really close you can see that the Girlfriend has just received an engagement ring emoji. I hoped it would be more visible, but hey, there’s nothing a post-publishing comment can’t fix.)

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